[Monday, Registration]
The first day at school is always the worst, people constantly chatting about what they got up to over the summer, I don’t care what people did over summer, I just want the year to end already.
“Hey, Owen? What did you do over summer” Ethan asked.
“Well, Ethan. The usual, went fishing with the fam, scaled a mountain, jumped out a plane, swam in the sea, got eaten by a shark, fought the devil, returned to earth, wanked, slept and now I’m here.”
Ethan stared at me blankly, looking at me as if I thought he was an idiot.
“… Really? That’s awesome dude.”
Wait? He didn’t really believe me, did he?
“What about you what did you do?”
“Slept, studied, played games. The usual.” Ethan’s day sounds tame compared to mine.
There were only a few minutes left until Registration started, at this point, we had no idea where Sean was or what he was…
“HELLO EVERYONE!!!!”
As if by magic, I don’t even finish talking and an OET (Overly Energetic Twat) comes out of nowhere.
“Sorry I’m late, overslept, don’t worry! It won’t happen again!”
Don’t worry! It will happen again! Is what he meant to say.
…
The three of us together shared a strong bond, it may sound like I don’t like these people but I actually care about them a lot.
“Hey, Owen? What did you do over summer?”
“Well Sean, you know me, just got up to the usual. Woke up every day to find myself lost inside the Amazon Rainforest, only to have to navigate my way to the arctic where I meet a penguin that challenges me to a duel if I win I get to return to earth and he would return my body to me. So the usual for me.”
“… Wait… You didn’t even wank once during summer?”
…Was that the only thing he took from that?????
End Of Chapter
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